![]() With only four minutes left in the movie, a random giant octopus (you can tell it's a giant octopus because one of the scientists yells, "Look! That's a giant octopus!") climbs out of the ocean to fight Frank. ![]() Then Frank holds his corpse over his head victoriously and throws him over a cliff into the sea.Īny other movie would end right here, but not Frankenstein Conquers The World. Since he's not covered in 200 pounds of rubber, he has the mobility and speed to turn the tables on Baragon. ![]() But that's actually Frank's secret weapon. At first, you don't think he has a chance because this Baragon asshole is so much bigger, and he can shoot red lasers out of his mouth, while Frank's just a skinny Japanese guy with no special powers. It's kind of funny, because Frank is just some dude with a big forehead, so it's extra ridiculous when he jumps on the rubber puppy-lizard's back and starts whaling away. Then him and Baragon finally meet up and have a knock-down, drag-out fight across the Japanese wilderness. So now the army's trying to kill poor Frank while the Hiroshima scientists are trying to save him. He's tunneling all over the countryside, blowing up oil refineries and making Frank take the blame for it. The problem is, there's this other monster, a real prick named Baragon who looks like a reptilian Labrador puppy with a glowing horn on his snout. He breaks out of the lab and lives in the mountains, occasionally getting into some mischief, like when he throws a whole tree at a bird and it accidentally crushes some poor dude's log cabin. Then, for reasons not fully explained, he starts growing and growing and growing until he's about 50 feet tall. Then they discover that Frank will regenerate any damaged tissue as long as he gets a steady dose of protein. They helpfully explain that he's a Caucasian, even though he's very clearly played by a lanky Japanese dude. Some scientists working at a hospital for victims of the Bomb find Frank wandering around, so they bring him back to the lab for study. I don't want to belabor this review, because if you've seen one giant Frankenstein movie, you've seen 'em all. It begins like so many others have, with some Nazis retrieving Frankenstein's still-beating heart from a mad scientist's castle in Frankfurt and transporting it via submarine to a lab in Hiroshima, where the A-bomb causes it to regenerate into a full-grown monster that spends the next 15 years eating bunny rabbits in the radioactive ruins. What we got here is your basic Japanese giant monster movie.
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